Praise the Load
Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.
Because she hasn't got arms!
Everywhere.
She's got no legs.
Because Jesus WEPt.
She has no legs
Jeez-its
Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.
He kept trying to plunder her booty.
Little Drummer Boy: No Mary: Get out
Everywhere
Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there) Well, it ain't Mary.
Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
Mary had a little LAN
Diversion Mary
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
She had no arms
Because Jesus saves.
Jesus: *winks at camera*
Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there?? Not Megan.
A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...
They think therefore they arrr
Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.
We abuse
He was looking for a Czech mate.
Because they got nun to love them
Claude
A horse and rider.
Rady O'Gaga
Patty O'Furniture