Praise the Load
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Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.
She was a roamin' catholic.
Because she hasn't got arms!
Everywhere.
She's got no legs.
Because Jesus WEPt.
She has no legs
Jeez-its
Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
He kept trying to plunder her booty.
Little Drummer Boy: No Mary: Get out
Everywhere
Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there) Well, it ain't Mary.
Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
Mary had a little LAN
He used the holy immaculate contraception
Diversion Mary
Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
She had no arms
Mary Jane
Her mother leaves.
He used sarin wrap
Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.
Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.
Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.
Parabolems?
A pasta-fist.
He dumped his girlfriend.
The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back
None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.
They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter
A rooster!
Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...
Where else would she beheaded
He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.
