Praise the Load
Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.
Because she hasn't got arms!
Everywhere.
She's got no legs.
Because Jesus WEPt.
She has no legs
Jeez-its
Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.
He kept trying to plunder her booty.
Little Drummer Boy: No Mary: Get out
Everywhere
Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there) Well, it ain't Mary.
Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
Mary had a little LAN
Diversion Mary
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
She had no arms
Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.
Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!
Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...
They both wont be investigated very closely.
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
Because HE is the one who knocks.
He used the holy immaculate contraception
They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.
Invest a billion.
They both work with crust.
You've got some crust.
Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...
Names!
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
