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What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Why do girls have legs?

Ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

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Where did Mary go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary