What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

This joke may have profanity.

Previous Random Joke Next

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN