What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

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What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

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What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

What about that rad drum?

Little Drummer Boy: No Mary: Get out