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What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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Where did Mary go when the bombs went off?

Everywhere.

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception