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What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

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What do you call a Spider-Man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.