What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

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What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

Why are oatmeal cookies better?

No raisin

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What did the spider say when he broke his new web?

Darn it!

What are spiders webs good for?

Spiders!