What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

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What do you call a women with one leg?

Ilene

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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Why are oatmeal cookies better?

No raisin

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

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Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

What kind of doctors are like spiders?

Spin doctors!