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What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ