What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

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What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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Why are oatmeal cookies better?

No raisin

Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!