What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

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What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Why are oatmeal cookies better?

No raisin

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How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

What are spiders webs good for?

Spiders!