What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

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What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

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Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

What's the most common career choice among spiders?

Web development