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What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

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What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

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What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with only two legs?

Lean Beef.