What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

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Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.