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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What were their names?

Hot and Cold.

How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

By their names.

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.