What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!