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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

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What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch