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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?
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What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?
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Why did Snake walk into the bar?
Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.
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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????
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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?
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How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?
He used an eyepatch
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What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?
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