Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

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Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.