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Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.