Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

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What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

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Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

TOTEM POLE

Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch