Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?

An investigator.

Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard drinks were on the house.

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.