Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen?

A viper!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?

To get drunk

What do ghosts order at the bar?

Sam-BOO!-ca

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.