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Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog?

A fangfurter!sna

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch