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Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?

A boar constrictor!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

How can a law student make it?

Lowering the bar. or not to.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!