Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?

To get drunk

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

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Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer