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Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do fish in Jamaica smoke?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!