Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's Michelle's favourite vegetable?

Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

How do you make a hamburger smile?

Pickle it gently!

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!