Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

Previous Random Joke Next

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What do you call a pickle on sale?

A sweet Dill.