Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the hipster otter leave his hometown river?

It was too mainstream

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.