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Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

How many babies does it take to open a door?

Depends how hard you throw them.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

How do you make a hamburger smile?

Pickle it gently!

What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake?

A dill d'oh