Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

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What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

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What do ghosts order at the bar?

Sam-BOO!-ca

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

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Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

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What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."