Because he was sheet faced.
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
Because they were Miners...
Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
That's how you set the bar high.
She was A minor.
A sheet in the dark!
Paranorman
Nun.
Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."
