Because he was sheet faced.
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
AU, get outta here!
She was A minor.
A "booquet" of flower.
He was a little... Possesive
RAR
Make a backup, I need to re-format this.