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Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

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What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

Edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

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How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

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How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.