Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

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What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

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What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

She kicked the bucket!

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

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Where do ghosts live?

At the dead end.

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

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What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.