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Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

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What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

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Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

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Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

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What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!