Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

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Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist

Format Jokes More Format Jokes

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."