Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

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What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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What did the French baker ghost said?

BOO! Langerieeee!

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

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What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.