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Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

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What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

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Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events?

John Cena.

Who's there! Boo! Boo who?

Just Boo! I'm a ghost!

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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?

She was trying to get ahead!