Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

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What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

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Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies