Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

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Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

What is a ghost pirate's favourite letter?

Boo! T

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What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!