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Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost?

An exor-.

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.