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Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you get when you have the ghost of a French Viking?

Paranorman

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.