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Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why can't a ghost get anyone pregnant?

Because he has a hollow-weenie

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.