Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.

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What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

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What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room(haha get it)

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment?

A phantomime!

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Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.