Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.

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Because 36 would be too many.

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Why can't a ghost get anyone pregnant?

Because he has a hollow-weenie

Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!