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Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.

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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY!

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What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

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Bamboo

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Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.