Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

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Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

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What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

Why are gorillas so noisy?

They were raised in a zoo!

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How do Ghosts get Drunk?

Booze.

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

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Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.