Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

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What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

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What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

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Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits