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Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

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What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

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Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

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What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.