Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

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What's yellow and goes up and down?

A banana in an elevator.

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

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Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

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Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!