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Why are gorillas so noisy?

They were raised in a zoo!

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What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

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What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?

So that they can't raise it upside-down

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.