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Why are gorillas so noisy?

They were raised in a zoo!

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Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.