Why are gorillas so noisy?

They were raised in a zoo!

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Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?