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Why are gorillas so noisy?

They were raised in a zoo!

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Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?

So that they can't raise it upside-down

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!