A neck-romancer
He was outstanding in his field!
I couldn't raise them
Will you raise me?
They are just trying to raise a family in peace.
To raise his spirits
With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.
A chicken tender.
One has parents
It raises their shellfish steam.
Raise a family.
He was always out standing.
A Neckromancer
Calf Raises.
Amadeus on my dais.
A! (hands raised up)
She said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
Price is right!
He was raising a colt.
With a fork lift truck!
My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.
Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it
Raise the urinals
Expectorant(/spoiler)
He raised Cain.
A. They really raised Cain.
WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*
None. The Democrats do that.
He wanted to raised stewed beef!
We're raising mashed potatoes.
About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.
A elevator can raise a kid
They raise the roof.
When somebody asks for a raise
Because they like raising a stink!
It raises a stink!
A raise in *celery*.
When there's a stripper in front of you.
She couldn't raise enough dough.
Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.
They know how to raise the roof.
Raise MY hand!
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
Self-raising flour
Two, then one, then none
So that they can't raise it upside-down
They wanted to raise the dead.
T They're just trying to raise a family.
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
Self-raising dead.
Cancer. ()
Cancer
He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.
Because he is outstanding in his field.
Rust-in-peace.
Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...
Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.
A coat of arms!
He ran his business on a skeleton crew.
You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.
Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry
Nothing, he just staired.
A Joint family.
