A neck-romancer
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He was outstanding in his field!
I couldn't raise them
Will you raise me?
A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.
They are just trying to raise a family in peace.
To raise his spirits
Rich AND famous, apparently
With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.
A chicken tender.
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One has parents
It raises their shellfish steam.
Raise a family.
He was always out standing.
An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.
A Neckromancer
Calf Raises.
Amadeus on my dais.
A! (hands raised up)
She said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
Price is right!
He was raising a colt.
God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
With a fork lift truck!
My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.
Raise the woof!
Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it
Raise the urinals
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The elevator can raise a child.
An elevator can raise a child.
He raised Cain.
A. They really raised Cain.
WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*
It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...
One can raise a child
And elevator can raise kids
None. The democrats do that.
He wanted to raised stewed beef!
We're raising mashed potatoes.
About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.
A elevator can raise a kid
They raise the roof.
Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)
To teach their kids how to walk.
When somebody asks for a raise
Because they like raising a stink!
It raises a stink!
I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)
A raise in *celery*.
When there's a stripper in front of you.
She couldn't raise enough dough.
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."
Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.
They know how to raise the roof.
They were raised in a zoo!
Raise MY hand!
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
Self-raising flour
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
Two, then one, then none
I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions
So that they can't raise it upside-down
They wanted to raise the dead.
T They're just trying to raise a family.
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
Self-raising dead.
Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.
They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.
Because he was a neck-romancer....
Their parents.
Deady and Mummy.
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!
To shake things up on network tv.
Tweetment!
A mynah bird!
The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.
Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.
They can't afford computers in Africa.
Furnancial Aid
A buccaneer!
A concert that costs 45 cents.
