Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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Why did the Scarecrow get a raise?

He was outstanding in his field!

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

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Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.