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Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Which one do you want?

I said I'd take either/oar.

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Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

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Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.