Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

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When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

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What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

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What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted.