Cultist Jokes

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

Kool Aid Jokes More Kool Aid Jokes

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Who's there! Aida! Aida who?

Aida more than I drink!

What do frogs drink?

Hot croako!

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

The Leprenomichaun.

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

What do you call an adopted ghost?

Transparent

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

He wanted Mark Antony!

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.