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Cultist Jokes

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

We've Got This Love Thing Down

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Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

What do you call an adopted ghost?

Transparent

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where were you wanting to go?

Then not go, then go, then not go, then get bored and juggle

What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What instrument does the Irish chemist play?

The boron.

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

"Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

Kool Aid Jokes More Kool Aid Jokes

Whats eazy e's favourite drink?

Kool aids

Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out