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Cultist Jokes

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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What language do eagles program in?

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What is the program for pranking insane people called?

Pantaloon

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you call a teeth specialist who writes books?

An author-dontist Wahey!

What kind of books do fruit read?

Pulp Fiction

Kool Aid Jokes More Kool Aid Jokes

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS?

It is a no spin zone

Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted.