How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

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How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh well, I'll figure it out later.

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How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

How many old-timey gangsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We ain't sayin' nuthin'.

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What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book