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How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

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How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

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How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

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How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

What's the oldest trick in the book?

The first one.