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What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.

Star War Jokes More Star War Jokes

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

What do you call a fight between film actors?

Star Wars!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

Where's Wally?

Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

Seuss Jokes More Seuss Jokes

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

Dr. Seuss Jokes More Dr. Seuss Jokes

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss