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Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

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Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

What are all sports in Africa called?

The hunger games

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning