Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

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What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

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Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

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What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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What sport is played in Spanish churches?

La Cross

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.