Because no matter the sport, he would always play write
One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.
You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)
TB or not TB, that is the question.
Because he can't aim steadily
Hard work and dedication.
Ball lightning