Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

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Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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What's the shortest book ever written?

French War Heroes.

Who wrote "The Tiger's Revenge"?

Claude Balls

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

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Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

What are all sports in Africa called?

The hunger games