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Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

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What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

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How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare

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When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

Why are black people so good at sports?

Hard work and dedication.