Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

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Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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What do Lady Gaga and E. L. James have in common?

They both wrote bad romance.

What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

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Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little