Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

What is white, floats, and says "Boo"?

A ghost boat.

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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

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Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar.