Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

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What white actor is going to play Prince in his bio pic?

Peter Dinklige

What game show do pickles play?

Dill or No Dill

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Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO

What does the ghost of Al Pacino say?

Boo-ah!

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

Why was the ghost on an episode of Hoaders?

He was a little... Possesive

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What sport are Mexicans best at?

Cross country.

Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

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