Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

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What is a punny play?

A play on words.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

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What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

Where do ghosts live?

At the dead end.

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When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar.