Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

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Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO

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Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

Scary Christmas!

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What sport is played in Spanish churches?

La Cross

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.