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Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

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Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

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What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

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What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

What does a ghost say after a bad joke?

Booo

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What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar If you can even call it a sport.

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.