Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

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What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

Why was the ghost on an episode of Hoaders?

He was a little... Possesive

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Why are black people so good at sports?

Hard work and dedication.

What are all sports in Africa called?

The hunger games