What did the ghost say on December 25th?

Scary Christmas!

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What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

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What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

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What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

"Make a fright turn at the corner."

What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?

A phone moan.