What did the ghost say on December 25th?

Scary Christmas!

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Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it." "Ugh, that's so."

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What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

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Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license