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What did the ghost say on December 25th?

Scary Christmas!

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What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game?

Mean-opoly.

What happens to you at Christmas?

Yule be happy!

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What did the ghost say on December 25th?

Scary Christmas!

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

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What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique