What did the ghost say on December 25th?

Scary Christmas!

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Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?

Coincidence on 34th Street

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What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

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Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.