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What did the ghost say on December 25th?

Scary Christmas!

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Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

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What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!