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Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

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Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

What do you call James Bond in the bathtub?

Bubble-0-7

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Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."