Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Amahl. Amahl who?

Amahl shook up!

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

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What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

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Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3