They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.
He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.
Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.
Taken, not stirred.
Shaken, not stirred.
He prefers them shaken, not stirred.
I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.
Stirring it.
You add ices.
Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.
Haiti.
Because he wanted to feel his oats!
Yesterday
A pao-erful change
A butler.
She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long
Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.
It's not your fault.
Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.
Trapped Under Ice.
Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt
A cow dropped out of a helicopter.
Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.
Well, you can sleep with a light on.
If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.
Guy who invented ketchup packets
When it's French fried.
