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What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

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How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

Why do little dogs shake so much?

They have Barkinson's

Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.