What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

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Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

What shakes at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

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What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.