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What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

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Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.