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What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

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Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!