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What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred