What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

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What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

Putting them back in the wheelchair

What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

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Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!