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What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

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What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.

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Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.