How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

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How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

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How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

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What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.