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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

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How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

V.

How many old-timey gangsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We ain't sayin' nuthin'.

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How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

More guns.

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What is the hardest part of twerking?

Being black

What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

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What does a cat call a bowl of mice?

A purrfect meal!

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.