It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.
None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.
We ain't sayin' nuthin'.
Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.
One, but the light bulb has to want to change.
Getting the wheelchair in the oven.
When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"
He wanted to feed the mouse.
Bubble and squeak!
