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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

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Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

How many 9GAGers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Exactly the same amount as the Redditors on and.

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How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!