How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

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How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

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How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.

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What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.