Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
It's not a bulb it's a globe.
Potatoe
Wanna go ride a bike?
Fart
The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.
It's not >9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
He had a loco motive.
Because OCT 31=DEC 25