Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.
A Brazilian.
With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.
The Holocaust.
Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
A Brazilian
He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
He wanted to work overtime.
