Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
A fish!
They just screw, nut, then bolt.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
He had a loco motive.
Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?
