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Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

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What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K