Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

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Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Why are organ donations low?

Because most people have pianos

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes