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Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What is wrong with people?

Have they never had pizza

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

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What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

How do you get a parrot to talk properly?

Send him to polytechnic!

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.