Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

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Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

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What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K