Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

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Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

What's the best thing about dark humor?

People don't take it lightly.

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Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.