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Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.

Bend Jokes More Bend Jokes

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?

Dough Nuts