Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

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Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

What building has the most stories?

A library.

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What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled?

His toga size went from L to XL.

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How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts!