Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

Bend Jokes More Bend Jokes

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts!