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Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

How did Roman magistrates keep fit?

Pontius Pilates.

Bend Jokes More Bend Jokes

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts!

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.