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Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What is a Roman wrestlers favorite meal?

JOHN CENA

What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

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Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?

Dough Nuts