Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier with long arms?

An army soldier

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What did the old Frankish barbarians say to the Roman invasion?

You don't have the to do it!

What people travel the most?

Romans.

Bend Jokes More Bend Jokes

What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bend over?

Doughnuts.