Bend Jokes

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

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Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

Because he had no knees

What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bend over?

Doughnuts.

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

What do you see when the Pillsbury DoughBoy bends over?

Dough Nuts

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts!

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.