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What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

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What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

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Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

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What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Mustard Gas Pepper Spray Jokes More Mustard Gas Pepper Spray Jokes

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran