What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

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What do you call a soldier with long arms?

An army soldier

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

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How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.