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What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

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What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

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Claude

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That's a salt!

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What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

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A seasoned veteran.

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What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.