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What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

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Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

Mustard Gas Pepper Spray Jokes More Mustard Gas Pepper Spray Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran