How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

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Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

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How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

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How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

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What's the best strategy?

Go for the juggler.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer?

Something that goes straight for the juggler!