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How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

Juggler Jokes More Juggler Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer?

Something that goes straight for the juggler!

How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler