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How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Juggler Jokes More Juggler Jokes

How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer?

Something that goes straight for the juggler!