How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

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Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

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Why do clowns make bad entrepreneurs?

Because they're into some funny business

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

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How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler