How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

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Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

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Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.

Why do clowns make bad entrepreneurs?

Because they're into some funny business

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How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.