Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

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Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

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Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.