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Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

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Why did Mrs. Quartz divorce Mr. Quartz?

He took her for granite.

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

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Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

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Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.