Rock Johnson Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

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Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

Why did the Sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

System Jokes More System Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

Mineral Jokes More Mineral Jokes

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

Dwayne Jokes More Dwayne Jokes

Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

Rock Star Jokes More Rock Star Jokes

Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam?

He couldn't get the saddest fraction.

How does Dwayne Johnson Party?

Like a ROCK Star.

Johnson Jokes More Johnson Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

Dwayne Johnson Jokes More Dwayne Johnson Jokes

Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's a priest's favorite type of rock?

Pummus.

What is a mountain climber's favorite drink?

Anything on the rocks.