Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
Everyone takes him for granite.
When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.
Cause the system is broke, yo.
They all have phones.
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Roofs.
Because he takes everything for granite.
It's sedimentary my dear Watson!
You skip the flat ones.
Not enough minerals.
Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!
One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.
He's been living under The Rock.
A topical rainforest.
