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How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

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Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

Not all of them.

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What is Brazil's favorite game right now?

Hide and go zika

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

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How many sad soccer fans are there today?

A Brazillion...

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!