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What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

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What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.