What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

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Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

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Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches?

They have the highest Pb: jelly ratio in the midwest!

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.