What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

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What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

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How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

Because they all refused to make sandwiches.