What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.

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What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

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What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.