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Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How the hell did he escaped?

Guard: He went through the entrance.

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.