Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

What do you call James Bond in the bathtub?

Bubble-0-7

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.