Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY!

Where the hell did you get?

The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.