Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?

I said, "It's not what it looks like!"

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!