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Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

What do you call James Bond in the bathtub?

Bubble-0-7

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".