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Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

What is life?

Where am I going & -What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".