Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call an unambiguous body of water?

The Specific Ocean

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do you call someone who is iffy about cleaning lawn games?

A wishy-washy Washer washer.

Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaned.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring