Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

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What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

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How the hell did he escaped?

Guard: He went through the entrance.

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...