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Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaned.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing