How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

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How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

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How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.