How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.

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How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."

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How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

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How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

None, its a hardware issue.

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.