How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

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How many stream cleaners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Sorry, they can only change the floor essence.

How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

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What's an acceptable absolute zero?

0K.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.