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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

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How do programmers like their snacks?

Byte-sized.

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem