How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

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How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem