How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

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What do a zero-legged spider and a one-legged bear have in common?

They both have at least zero legs.

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt