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How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

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Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

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How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.