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What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

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Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

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Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you