What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

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Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.