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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

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Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt.

0 Jokes More 0 Jokes

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!

Who's the handsome man here?

And the dude goes "Oh God! Not again! Who am I "

O Jokes More O Jokes

How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?

E-I-E-I-O.

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What do a zero-legged spider and a one-legged bear have in common?

They both have at least zero legs.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.