Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!
He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
Because not even Nightbot is watching you.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
With a magic 8-ball
Fred and George Weasley.
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
5. The other half is 3.
His desk is level
I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.
Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.
So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!
He always gets stuck on across.
At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.
