Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Because he wasn't a fungi!
Namaste
And the answer is, 'Knee'
An Airbus A320.
She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
Nice belt.
Everything, given enough time
Til infinity.
It's your dad.
ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."
Teacher's aides
One minds the train the other trains the mind.
Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!
Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag
The radiush.
