What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

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What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra