What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

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How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

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How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

What are a gorilla's favorite months?

Ape-ril and Bananuary

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What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away