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What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

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Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

They asked.

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

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What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

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Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.