How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What did you get for your birthday?

Another year!

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How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.