How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

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What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year.

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

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What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else