How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

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How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

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How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.