1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.
Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.
Crimea River
The night shift at Waffle House.
One if nobody is watching.
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."